Day Three
A tremor in the force has been sensed by both sides. Beware.
In the words of the Rebel Alliance…
Yoda and Chewbacca have just arrived on the forest moon of Endor.
“Welcome back you rapist! Er… Wookie!” said Qui-Gon Jinn.
“Little time have we. Assemble the remaining Jedi and the Rebel forces,” instructed Yoda.
*The remaining Jedi (Obi-Wan, Luke, Yoda, and Qui-Gon) and Rebel forces (Admiral Ackbar, C-3PO, Chewbacca, Leia, R2-D2, Han, and Lando Calrissian) have now assembled inside the Rebel Alliance base deep within Endor.*
“My patriots and freedom-lovers, the time for action is now! Too long have we idly stood by while the Empire has enslaved our galaxy! These acts of aggression will no longer be tolerated. We have been pushed to the brink of our very survival, and we will respond with the full force of this mostly crippled Alliance Fleet!” said Lando.
*There is uncertain applause, followed by an extremely loud and awkward outburst.*
“IT’S A TRAP!” screams Admiral Ackbar.
“Shut the hell up, Admiral Ackfuck,” replies Han.
“Silence, Han, we all must rally together in this time of war,” says Obi-Wan.
“Always calm and compassionate. Damn Jedi…”
*Qui-Gon looks around and proceeds to stand up.*
“Hey, where the hell is Lando?!”
In the words of the Galactic Empire…
“Vader? Vader… wake up!”
*Muffled breathing.*
“What has happened, my Lord?”
“Your pacemaker. It skipped a beat,” replied the Emperor.
“Oh. For a minute there I thought you had tried to kill me, but it looks as though I almost killed myself! Ah-har!”
“Darth Maul, bring in the Fetts,” instructed the Emperor.
“Right away, my Lord.”
*The Fetts enter, carrying Luke Skywalker in cuffs.*
“Luke, you must learn the true power of the darkside. I can feel the anger running through your veins.”
“Strike me down!”
“Never!”
“Luke, it is pointless to resist,” says Darth Vader.
“Father, I can sense the good in you still, turn back! Turn back to the light side!”
“No, there is no more good in me. I am lost forever.”
“If you will not turn, then I have no choice but to kill you.”
“But fathe…”
*Vader slashes through Luke’s chest with his red light saber. Luke falls to his knees. Vader proceeds to kick his body into a melting pit.*
Some time passes…
“I instructed you to retrieve Lando Calrissian as well, where is he?”
“Lord, he died in transport.”
“What in the galaxy did he die of, you stupid bounty hunters!?”
“He died of natural causes during the transport, my Lord.”
“Oh, well then, bring him to me anyway.”
“But, he is already dead, my Lord.”
“I know. He doesn’t have to be alive for what I am going to do to his body.”
*The Fetts begrudgingly exit the Emperor’s lair, and proceed to retrieve Lando’s body out of the cargoship.*
It is always darkest just before the dawn, but the dawn is coming, just not today.
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The Dead
Typhoid – Luke Skywalker (Guardian) – Killed by the Mafia in round one
Manasecret – Lando Calrissian (Villager) – Killed by the vote in round one
Player / Character List
1. BreakABone - Admiral Ackbar
2. jeepnut - Padme Amidala
3. Fyacin - C-3PO
4. Ric - Darth Vader
5. Dylflon - Chewbacca
6. Teuthida - Boba Fett
7. tornadothrasher - Jabba the Hutt
8. thatmariolover - Obi-Wan Kenobi
9. Bube - Princess Leia Organa
10. Nighthawk - Emperor Palpatine
11. Swan - R2-D2
12. Angrist - Han Solo
13. The Germanator - Yoda
14. Combine - Jango Fett
15. BlueFire - General Grievous
16. Vampyr - Qui-Gon Jinn
17. Darmani - Darth Maul
The following players are warned for not reaching their post quota and/or voting:
Tornadothrasher
This is your one and only warning.
This round will end tomorrow, Monday June 15th, at 9:00 pm ET / 8:00 pm CT / 6:00 pm PT.
Make sure to get at least two posts in and your vote.
Mafia Round 2 – It’s a Trap!
Former King Of The Arcade 
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I nearly used that as my avatar. I really am good, really! Despite what the updated story may make you think, Darth vader does not have a pace maker 
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