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Old 11-14-2003, 11:19 PM   #1
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1. do you have a quarter because my mom wants me to call her when i meet the girl of my dreams

2. was your father a butcher because it looks like someone shoved two finey cut hams down the back of your dress
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:21 PM   #2
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"Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?"



I didn't make that one up myself, but it cracked me up.
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Old 11-14-2003, 11:26 PM   #3
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"There's a lot I can do with a freak."
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Old 11-15-2003, 01:29 AM   #4
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"No, that's not marshmallow on my face, I just finished swallowing my best friend's load, want to have s'mores?"
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Old 11-15-2003, 01:38 AM   #5
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Damnit.. I saw the best one the other night, too... but now I can't remember it for the life of me.
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Old 11-15-2003, 01:45 AM   #6
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*"accidentally" drop keys or other object*

"oops, i dropped my keys....wanna f*ck?"
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Old 11-15-2003, 02:42 AM   #7
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"Oh, i seem to have lost my number. Can I borrow yours?"
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