Yamauchi is on drugs

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Originally Posted by Jonbo298

No, it will be Nintendo branded waffle irons!

i stand corrected.


NEW! dont make waffles the old borring way! with that boring old grid of squres, who wants that? ick, no way!

Thats why we're offering you the all new, NINTENDO WAFFLE MAKER!!! thats right folks, gone are the days with a grid of squares, now your waffles have imprints of Mario! Luigi! Link! all your old favote nintendo characters that arent in games anymore!!!

Reminence in the days of Mario games, as you pour syrup on him, and eat him for breakfast!!

Dont Feel like Mario? Try donkey kong! or Pikmin! these stainless steel waffle plates are interchangeable so you can choose the character you want on your waffle!!

How much would you pay for such a waffle maker? 200? no! 100, no! just 3 easy payments of 19.95 !!!! Sound like too much? well make that 2 easy payments of 19.95 !!!!! WHAT A DEAL!!! and we'll thro in 5, yes count them, 5 extra character plates, THATS 6 TOTAL!!!

still need more encouragment?? well we'll thro in the new wire for CONNECTIVITY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE!!!! Thats right folks! your waffle maker will connect with your microwave! for what purpose? WE HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA! but its your absolutly free!! So order now!!!

our operator is waiting to answer a call!



[EDIT] yanno, funny thing... after reading that, it doesnt actually sound like a half bad idea. lol, hell. i might order one.

[Jonbo298]

Damnit, I want to eat my Pikmin and Mario for breakfast lunch and dinner

[Danchastu 4.0]

With these statements I wouldn't be surprized if every single third party developer still signed on with Nintendo just up and left now.

It's like that guy on Seinfeld who went crazy and tried to fix George's car anyway, and it caught on fire in the end. Exactly like that. Exactly.

[Jason1]

I was reading through some of the readers letters about the 2 interviews, and one caught my eye. Its the first letter on page 3 here. http://cube.ign.com/articles/492/492393p3.html

It basically just wonders whats up with all the double talk. Nintendo was reported to be not releasing a next gen console, they then like a day later flat out denied that claim(as most you you know) And also they were qouted saying somewhere that theyd be happy if a small group of gamers accepd the DS. Now they say if the DS fails it will crush them. Makes you wonder.

Who do we believe? Nintendo or Nintendo?

[Jonbo298]

Now that I think about it, Ninty is giving double talk. Damnit, now I will always keep saying transfer power to NOA because NOJ has just plain lost their minds. I think this is the first time I've ever been really pissed at Nintendo for what they are doing/saying.

[TheGame]

They are starting to sound a lot like Sega