(Game) I have it worse

[Acebot44]

I saw Michael Jackson molest his monkey Bubbles

[Canyarion]

I saw Michael Jackson.

[thatmariolover]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

I saw Michael Jackson.

Haha. That's great.

[The Germanator]

Michael Jackson taught me how to moon-walk...on his lap.

[Dylflon]

Michael Jackson sent me a present for my birthday and inside was a box that contained a rare flesh eating disease. I don't have any skin anymore and it makes me cry and it hurts when I cry because the salt in my tears burns my skinless body.

[Acebot44]

My entire body is covered in foreskin

[Jonbo298]

I have foreskin in four places...but you'll never guess where