(Game) I have it worse

[Acebot44]

When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.

[Bube]

Originally Posted by Acebot44

When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.

Gamemaster said "Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!", not "Let's get Acebot44 banned."

BTW, that was the funniest thing I've read in this topic yet!

Santa and my gra ... uncle spanked me with a corkscrew because I was wearing stockings.

[Lord Germano]

My uncle dressed me in stocking's and sold me for $2 a trick

[Hero2]

Santa pumped my stocking full of sweet candy.
and also put presents under my tree.






SANTA IS REAL......



good at sex

[Dark Samurai]

i remember me sitting on santa's lap

and when he stood up, i didnt fall off...

[thatmariolover]

I fell off of a dead baby truck.

[GameMaster]

Santa ordered me to get down on all fours and close my eyes.