Annoying Pets

[Dylflon]

My dog Connor is really big. He's a very interesting dog. He is very picky about toys. Some he rips apart in a day, others he'll cherish forever. We get him presents for Christmas (he unwraps them himself) and we got him a Thing 1 doll for Cat in the Hat. This is the only toy with a squeaker he's never been able to kill. Sometimes when he makes it squeak, he starts whining. He's very territorial about the toy. He hates it when anyone else picks it up. He'll try desperatley to steal it back. When he's barking outside, all I ahve to do is squeak it and he comes running. One time my mom threw it for him. He went and picked it up and gave her a dirty look and walked away.

He's a funny dog.

[ZebraRampage]

Oh, that reminds me. My cats are very funny in one sense. My twin sister, whose name is Julie, used to feed the cats when we first got them. My parents used to call her down to feed them everyday, so they got used to hearing her name. Now I'm the one who feeds them for the most part, but whenever my parents scream upstairs to my sister, my cats dash into the kitchen like they're expecting food, and my dad sometimes teases them about it. But, now that I feed them, and my parents don't call my sister anymore, they don't act upon it as much as they used to.

I also believe that my two cats, Cassie and Kelly, are Bulimic Lesbians. They're always sniffing each other's ass, which I know is just something normal..but it's fun to call them lesbians. As for the bulimic part, they're always throwing up their food, so I just call them bulimic for fun. And then Cassie's lens popped out of her eye two years ago, and we needed to get surgery done on it, so now her eye is really messed up, but we think that she can see fine. So I called her a Bulimic Half-Blind Lesbian cat.

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

My dog Connor is really big. He's a very interesting dog. He is very picky about toys. Some he rips apart in a day, others he'll cherish forever. We get him presents for Christmas (he unwraps them himself) and we got him a Thing 1 doll for Cat in the Hat. This is the only toy with a squeaker he's never been able to kill. Sometimes when he makes it squeak, he starts whining. He's very territorial about the toy. He hates it when anyone else picks it up. He'll try desperatley to steal it back. When he's barking outside, all I ahve to do is squeak it and he comes running. One time my mom threw it for him. He went and picked it up and gave her a dirty look and walked away.

He's a funny dog.

what kind of dog is it?

[Dark Samurai]

Ya i got problems with my ... canary.

ya... all kinds.. like he likes to poop on the newspaper a lot, and it chirps when it wants something. oh well not my pet, its my sisters's

[DimHalo]

my pet rock likes to make weird noises when i come home from classes... it can get annoying

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

my pet rock likes to make weird noises when i come home from classes... it can get annoying

what kind of classes are those?

the "how to smoke properly"
or the "how to sniff properly"

[Dyne]

My little bitch.. er.. puppy.. is so adorable. ^_^ She's a Maltese/Yorkie. She's very annoying though because she always bites things. She bites my hands, my feet, my Pokemon figurine collection (which is worth money ;_ and even video games accesories. And on top of that she's done her business all over my DDR pad many times.

She's cute, but she's annoying sometimes.

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by happydude666

what kind of dog is it?

He's a Golden Retriever/Siberian Husky.

Connor likes to hunt small woodland creatures too. One time there was a little chipmunk sitting on a branch making noises at him. The branch kinda dipped downwards so Connor grabbed the branch pulled it down and launched the chipmunk off of it. Connor pounced on it. Therre was a loud screech.

And then silence.