Humorous Essays

GameMaster · 04-11-2004, 08:05 PM

The Tootsie Roll analysis is great!

Happydude · 04-11-2004, 08:28 PM

man i gotta learn how to write like this guy!!!

GT News · 04-11-2004, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by happydude666

man i gotta learn how to write like this guy!!!

I'm glad you find this amusing.
Cool, man. Why do you have to do it?

Happydude · 04-11-2004, 08:29 PM

because i would like to see the reaction of my teachers, and because it would help me skip the research step for any paper

jeepnut · 04-11-2004, 09:19 PM

It shouldn't be too hard to learn. These seem pretty fake as they are anyway.

Dark Samurai · 04-11-2004, 09:46 PM

Ha ha. That was quite humorous.

thatmariolover · 04-12-2004, 11:04 AM

???
I was laughing my ass off the whole time, and a lot of you aren't very impressed... Eh...

Whether they're real or not I think it's hilarious. To me, it made perfect sense that the guy knew what he was saying and was doing it on purpose and for a reaction. Not because he was dumb. And either way: comic genius.

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