Humorous Essays - Page 2

Dylflon · 04-13-2004, 01:52 AM

Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.

And a hypochondriac.

Typhoid · 04-13-2004, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Don't believe what Typhoid says. He's a compulsive liar.

And a hypochondriac.

No.....im not lying, i did actually get a C+ on it...it was a low C+ though.....and to be fair, it didnt help my grade out much, cuz im still failing.....

And i was jokin about the hypochondriac thing....ya i saw it.....sittin there in its white text.....dont make me say stuff about you.....cuz i will, and im relentless...

At least i dont jerk-off to naked pictures of my brother....i kid, i kid

Dylflon · 04-13-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

At least i dont jerk-off to naked pictures of my brother....i kid, i kid

That's rather innapropriate and slanderous. Guards! Take him away!

jeepnut · 04-13-2004, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

That's rather innapropriate and slanderous. Guards! Take him away!

Wait, we have guards? If we don't, we should and I'll be the first to sign up.

GameMaster · 04-13-2004, 10:53 PM

You're hired!

*snaps finger*

Jeepnut, show this ruffian to the door.

Typhoid · 04-14-2004, 01:02 AM

*Smashes Bottle*
You'll never take me alive!!!
*Makes Heroic run out of door, while tragic music playes in background, with flashbacks of family getting run over by a bus*

jeepnut · 04-14-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

*Smashes Bottle*
You'll never take me alive!!!
*Makes Heroic run out of door, while tragic music playes in background, with flashbacks of family getting run over by a bus*

*Drives the bus.*

Dark Samurai · 04-14-2004, 10:41 AM

DimHalo · 04-14-2004, 11:34 AM

haha, this is hilarious!

Typhoid · 04-14-2004, 06:42 PM

*runs back into room*

You do know my family actually did get run over by a bus.....ask Dylflon for confirmation.....

*frantically runs back away*

Dylflon · 04-14-2004, 07:28 PM

Yeah. His whole family. By one bus. They were crossing the street. No joke.

Typhoid · 04-14-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Yeah. His whole family. By one bus. They were crossing the street. No joke.

They were going to the old spaghetti factory, my mom was pregnant with me, and a bus ran down the hill and hit them all...it was in papers across Canada, and New York, ill try find the link....they all survived though...And the wierd thing is that the accident was on my (now) nephews birthday...( he wasnt born then)

jeepnut · 04-15-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

They were going to the old spaghetti factory, my mom was pregnant with me, and a bus ran down the hill and hit them all...it was in papers across Canada, and New York, ill try find the link....they all survived though...And the wierd thing is that the accident was on my (now) nephews birthday...( he wasnt born then)

That's impressive. Your family has good luck.

Typhoid · 04-15-2004, 01:04 AM

And i was born on my sisters 10th birthday....she hated me for along time.....but now shes a .....local......professianal singer...i guess shes not that proffessional then...And my other sister writes..(or wrote, i cant remember) childrens books in england.....and im wealthy....HEY!!! good things do happen to bad people!!!

jeepnut · 04-15-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

And i was born on my sisters 10th birthday....she hated me for along time.....but now shes a .....local......professianal singer...i guess shes not that proffessional then...And my other sister writes..(or wrote, i cant remember) childrens books in england.....and im wealthy....HEY!!! good things do happen to bad people!!!

It's times like these when I wonder if you're lying compulsively again.