Tell me something I don't know

Crono · 05-10-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkMaster

I lure children into my gingerbread house.

Then he rapes them.

DarkMaster · 05-10-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono

Then he rapes them.

No, I eat them. Children contain all the essential nutrients needed for a healthy diet.

Rndm_Perfection · 05-10-2004, 08:08 PM

I bet he rapes them and then eats them.

Dylflon · 05-10-2004, 08:11 PM

Does he cook the children?

When I eat children I like to have them teriyaki style.

Crono · 05-10-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Does he cook the children?

When I eat children I like to have them teriyaki style.

DM likes his children fresh and in their original state.

Typhoid · 05-10-2004, 08:13 PM

I just grill 'em...they kinda stay stringy though, you have to get the semi-athletic nerd type, so they arnt all muscle and not all fat..

Crono · 05-10-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Typhoid

I just grill 'em...they kinda stay stringy though, you have to get the semi-athletic nerd type, so they arnt all muscle and not all fat..

Wouldn't the fat kids be best? I mean, all that meat. Let's ask DM.

Hero2 · 05-10-2004, 10:53 PM

no the fat kids would be really lean like duck meat.

Perfect Stu · 05-10-2004, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Crono

Then he rapes them.

well obviously. why else would you lure kids into a gingerbread house? if it were, say, a log cabin? then maybe no rapage...but the gingerbread house is a given.