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Old 05-18-2004, 12:18 AM   #1
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Slow-moving objects shouldn't be subjected to speed anyways.

Glad the turtle is ok.
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:44 AM   #2
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Did they hit a rabbit next? Haha. I laugh at my own jokes...
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:15 PM   #3
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That's kind of cool, except for the part where the guy has to now pay for his windshield to be replaced. I mean, will his insurance cover a turtle smashing his windshield?
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:14 PM   #4
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That's kind of cool, except for the part where the guy has to now pay for his windshield to be replaced. I mean, will his insurance cover a turtle smashing his windshield?
Yes, assuming he had comprehensive.
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:50 PM   #5
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it was a ninja turtle and he did a flying jump kick...that explains his back leg being scratched and stuff......what?
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:53 PM   #6
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it was a ninja turtle and he did a flying jump kick...that explains his back leg being scratched and stuff......what?
Oh, it would be quite obviously stated if it really was a Ninja Turtle. >_>
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Old 05-19-2004, 12:08 AM   #7
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I think Dyne is over analyzing everyone's remarks

Dyne, is it true you're already in college level math? That's crazy!
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:55 PM   #8
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Did they hit a rabbit next? Haha. I laugh at my own jokes...

No, before.. because the Turtle was obviously winning the race.
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:00 PM   #9
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Yeah...so if the turtle was winning the race, they'd hit the turtle first, and then the rabbit, right? At least that's how I see it in my fictional story.
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:11 PM   #10
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Depends on which direction it was to the end of the line. It has a fifty per cent chance of being the direction the car is travelling.

Also, wind resistance has to be a factor.
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