Drunk guy

Typhoid · 06-02-2004, 08:32 PM

If i was drunk, and a kid made a bird sound at me, i would totally dig a hole.

Jason1 · 06-03-2004, 06:49 PM

6/3/04

Okay so to update you guys:

Today We went outside for our break at 11, and they guy was out there as usual. We ignored him, he ignored us. Nothing really happened. Later on after lunch a few of us decieded to go out before we had to get back to work. We went out and started discussing him. Of course he couldnt hear what we were saying, but one kid pointed in his direction several times(not trying to piss him off or anything, just trying to point something out), but this eventually provoked him. He got up and started staring. We of course started laughing like crazy. He yelled something at us from his portch, and the one kid that likes to provoke him made a few bird noises. He then got up and walked down off his portch to his left down the sidewalk. Next to his house there is an alley, which is basically directly across from where we all were. He went into the alley, stopped right in the middle, and just stood there staring right at us for probably upwards of 5 minutes. He stood with his hands behind his back. A few minutes later he started walking very slowly back towards his house, and which point he yelled something and pointed at one kid who just happened to be walking out to his car. The kid was smoking, and pointed his ciggarete back at the guy. Then the drunk guy put his hands down toward his pants like he was going to pop somthing out we all had no desire to see. Instead he just kinda lifted up his shirt real quick like. He then walked over behind a truck that is parked on the street in front of his house, leaned on it facing us, and just stared at us from there for another 5 minutes probably. He eventually went back up to his porch, where his buddy had been sitting the whole time, and that was the end of it. We of course were laughing like bloody murder through this whole thing. The funny thing is this other guy on the portch just sits there like nothing is going on out of the usual, like that guy didnt just do something totally crazy. They are both absolute nutcases, but I couldnt imagine anything more funny at the moment. Its only the 3rd day of Summer, I cant imagine what he might be doing a month or so from now if this kinda stuff continues every day. I will of course keep you guys posted.

GameMaster · 06-03-2004, 07:13 PM

Oh, man Jason this is so funny, I'm literally chuckling softly to myself. You have to promise me that you'll update this thread everytime you guys have an encounter with the drunk. And maybe some day you guys could sneak a picture of him. Can't wait to hear more! +rep for entertaining story!

Jason1 · 06-03-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

Oh, man Jason this is so funny, I'm literally chuckling softly to myself. You have to promise me that you'll update this thread everytime you guys have an encounter with the drunk. And maybe some day you guys could sneak a picture of him. Can't wait to hear more! +rep for entertaining story!

Sneaking a picture actually shouldnt be all that hard...I should be able to do it, I just havent gotten around to it yet. Im glad you find it amusing. Another funny thing about this guy is that every day he gets in some wierd outfit, looks like something that he would go to work in or something, but he never goes anywhere. Just sits on his porch.

Jason1 · 06-09-2004, 08:09 PM

6/9/04

Today he was out yet again. He was out during break, but the real fun started after lunch. There were probably 5 or 6 of us out there, minding our own busniess, when he yelled something from his usual spot on the porch. It was uncomprehensible, like usual. The kid that likes to egg him on made his usual bird call to the guy, and he then stood up and stared, while he had his one hand near his head, almost like he is saluting(hes done this before). He didnt hold that position for long, until he was yelling again...this time he seemed to target a specific one of us, because he was pointing and the kid that likes to egg us on pointed at his younger brother, who seemed to be the target. You still couldnt get much of what he was saying though. A couple of the guys started yelling jibberish back to him, which was histarically funny. Soon it started to rain, so we kinda ducked under the edge of the building. He then walked to the side of his porch almost like he was looking for something, came up with nothing, then walked back up to his usual chair on his porch and gave us all the thumbs down. We all gave him thumbs up. Then the cable guy pulled up, and what followed looked to me like the cable guy trying to explain something to the guy, and the cable guy getting frustrated, and the crazy guy pointing up at his satellite dish several times. It was then time for us to go inside so thats where it ended. When me and another kid left for home a few hours later, he yelled stuff at us yet again, again un-comprehensible. As we drove by his house he yelled some more. I will probably take my camera to work tomorrow to try to get a picture for you guys.

Dylflon · 06-09-2004, 08:27 PM

I like these adventures involving the crazy drunk man. Have you considered publishing all of these stories into a book? Maybe you could do some illistrations.

Jason1 · 06-09-2004, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

I like these adventures involving the crazy drunk man. Have you considered publishing all of these stories into a book? Maybe you could do some illistrations.

Yea, maybe I will make a book out of these sometime down the road. But there's probably many many stories still ahead, so Im nowhere near ready to do something like that. I should start putting dates on my entry's.