Always wanted to start a thread

[Professor S]

Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself...

[bobcat]

your mum is so ugly that she made an onion cry

well u can have ugly jokes too right?

[Dark Samurai]

Any kind of yo mamma jokes are fine with me.

Anyway,

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses the 405 as a slip-and-slide!

Yo mamma'a so stupid, she thought that 409 was a horse.

Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a boomerang to tie her belt.

Yo mamma's so poor, that when I came over to her house, I rang the doorbell, and she came from behind the fence and said, "DING DONG!!"

[Typhoid]

Yo mommas so fat when she wears red, kids walk and shout behind her " Kooooolaaaiiiiid"

Yo mommas so fat when she wears yellow, people yell "Taxi!"

[Swan]

Originally Posted by The Strangler

Yo momma so fat, that when she walks down the street men run, women cry and little children stare, screaming "OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT FAT FAT WOMAN. THAT IS THE FATTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. RUN FOR THE HILLS, BEFORE WE ARE CRUSHED BY THE FLABBALANCHE."

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I made that one up myself...

That is the greatest one ever. +rep

[Dark Samurai]

Originally Posted by deejzguy

That is the greatest one ever. +rep

kiss ass...