PICK UP LINES!!

[Acebot44]

Do you know what the philosophical difference between sex and talking is?

*girl says no*

Wanna go upstairs and 'talk'?
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How bout you sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?

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Your dad must have been a drug dealer, because you're dope.

[DimHalo]

Is that a roll of quarters in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Yeah, i know... this thread is for guys pick up lines. But hey, if you want a little gay action... there ya go.

[Perfect Stu]

*hands girl a rose*

Excuse me miss, but I promised this rose I would show it true beauty.

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"can I borrow a quarter?"

why?

"because I promised my mother I'd phone her when I met the girl of my dreams"

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"Can you give me directions?"

to where?

"to you heart "

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Not to say that any of those would work, but most girls go for the sappy sh*t over the "I can see myself in your pants" stuff

[Canyarion]

Hehe here's one I had to use today: 'sorry I forgot my wallet, I'll be back in 10 minutes'.
What?! I really forgot my wallet! And when I got back in 10 minutes she asked me where I lived
Oh well... hasn't much to do with a pick-up line.

Here's a nice one for me and Danny:

"I won't bite, I'm a vegetarian"

[GameMaster]

Can my anaconda explore your rear cave?

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Can my anaconda explore your rear cave?

That's disgusting

[SoCcEr4LiFe]

Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

That's disgusting

Ew anal? thats nasty!!