PICK UP LINES!!

[Kitana85]

Originally Posted by SoCcEr4LiFe

Ew anal? thats nasty!!

She's a girl- so no its not gross

Anyhow, on those same lines:
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.

Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop,drop, and roll.

Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.

Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?

Cat got your tongue? Well, tongues are over rated... I'm aiming lower...

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by Kitana85

She's a girl- so no its not gross

actually the original line that i was quoting did refer to anal, which is why i said it was disgusting... but yeah

[SoCcEr4LiFe]

**** man anal is nasty either way.. even if u do it to britney spears...

[SoCcEr4LiFe]

can u get pregnate from anal?



























jk

[Classic Rocker]

Lol wow. +rep to GiMpY-wAnNaBe. Those are funny. Of course pickup lines never work, but saying them for fun is always worth a laugh.

[DimHalo]

my mom almost set a guy's buns on fire once, he had used a bad pick up line

[Dyne]

Haha, canned pick-up lines are so horrible..

I still like this one though.. "Is your dad a nuclear scientist? Because you are THE BOMB"