Woo!

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

Wouldn't that be a laugh riot when I started talking about how God doesn't exist, and how I come over all the time, and How it's in my nature to curse like a sailor, after all me parents were sailors of sorts, Arrrrgh!

Lol.

Freeloaders are lame.

This intruigues me.

I dont know if i told you people this, but her and my mom had an argument a long time ago over Dinosaurs.

Keriann said they arnt real because evolution doesnt exist.

My mom said " then why are they here."

Keriann said " God put them there s we can learn from them."

My mom said " well, why would god want us to learn from something that never existed?"

Keriann stormed off.

I might take you up on your
offer Moogle.....just maybe....

[GameMaster]

Buy a stuffed animal dinosaur and the next time Keriann is watching TV, sit down next to her and start stimulating her with the dinosaur's firm tail.

[Acebot44]

I've seen that movie....

[Dylflon]

We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Dylflon

We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

Or......we could kill her.

Considering my basement floor is made of cement. And carpet.

It would take way less time to smother her while shes sleeping.

Although if i did kill her, i couldnt poke her face anymore to wake her up. Those were good times. God i hate her.

[TheSlyMoogle]

Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.

[ulala06]

Originally Posted by TheSlyMoogle

Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.

*sob*