Hahah! You were really into it eh Dylflon?
Oh, I stumbled onto this conversation yesterday. It's real. This is hilarious
worshipdagr81: Hi who's tis again?
VRS2992: I'm Virginia
VRS2992: Who are you?
worshipdagr81: I'm jesus
VRS2992: Your real name please
worshipdagr81: Jesus!
VRS2992: How's it pronounced?
worshipdagr81: Jee-Sus
VRS2992: Uh huh...
worshipdagr81: Finally you agree
VRS2992: So.....jesus....do you have a beard?
worshipdagr81: You mean ... down there
VRS2992: Lol no!!!
worshipdagr81: Clarify!!! NOW!!!
VRS2992: I mean on your face, you perverted psycho.
VRS2992: Eeek!! Dont yell...yelling makes me scared...
worshipdagr81: My face.
worshipdagr81: Why, yes, yes I do.
VRS2992: Do you have long hair?
worshipdagr81: You mean .... down there?
VRS2992: no!!!!!!!!
worshipdagr81: Oh.... meh sorta
VRS2992: are you the son of god?
worshipdagr81: God ... you mean the guy .... down there
VRS2992: lol NO!!!
VRS2992: The guy UP there, dip****.
worshipdagr81: Possibly
worshipdagr81: I am
worshipdagr81: I am the son of man
worshipdagr81: God wants me to tell you Something
VRS2992: What?
worshipdagr81: Don't worry, any problems you may ever have will be resolved as long as you love him. Anytime you feel alone he'll be there with you ...
VRS2992: .....You're into religion, aren't you?
worshipdagr81: Hell no
worshipdagr81: I'm all about Punk
worshipdagr81: What do you think I use my long hair for!!!
VRS2992: .....
worshipdagr81: and my godly powers
worshipdagr81: to turn water into ...
VRS2992: Oooooh
worshipdagr81: FUNK
VRS2992: Lol
VRS2992: Do you have hair?
worshipdagr81: ...Down there?
VRS2992: YES!
worshipdagr81: No
worshipdagr81: Jesus shaves
worshipdagr81: He's not some dirty mexican
worshipdagr81: Any other questions to ask the great JESUS
VRS2992: Oooh shaving is nice...
worshipdagr81: but it itches like hell
worshipdagr81: Jesus doesn't have time for you to sit there thinking
VRS2992: Oh, sorry Jesus
worshipdagr81: it's alright
worshipdagr81: Any more questions
VRS2992: Yes
VRS2992: How long are you?
worshipdagr81: What?
worshipdagr81: 6'3
VRS2992: Ooooh!! Tall...
worshipdagr81: and I weigh 183 pounds
VRS2992: How old are you?
worshipdagr81: 2004 years old
worshipdagr81: My 2005 birthday is coming up December 25
worshipdagr81: What did you get me?
VRS2992: Umm nothing...
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: :'(
VRS2992: Awww!!
worshipdagr81: I die for the Sin of man
worshipdagr81: and THEY CAN"T GET ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT
VRS2992: Want a lapdance? That can be your present!!
worshipdagr81: Unless it's a Lapdance of Supreme Heavenly Disorder then no.
VRS2992: Ummm a bj?
worshipdagr81: Will you give them the way my sister used to?
VRS2992: .....
VRS2992: *slap*
worshipdagr81: Did you slap my ass
VRS2992: YOU DID YOUR SISTER!!!
VRS2992: Uhh yes..
worshipdagr81: Not technically she was asleep
VRS2992: ummm shame on you
VRS2992: She's your relitive
worshipdagr81: or is she!!!
VRS2992: ....I
worshipdagr81: Any more questions for Jesus
VRS2992: Yes
worshipdagr81: What!!!
VRS2992: How big is your ****?
worshipdagr81: What an obsene question.
worshipdagr81: To ask the Great Jeus
VRS2992: Please tell me, oh great one!
worshipdagr81: Very big
VRS2992: I'm bisexual
worshipdagr81: That's nasty
VRS2992:Ineed it is.
VRS2992: And how many inches long is your ****, oh great one?
worshipdagr81: ASK AGAIN LATER
worshipdagr81: Do you have any other questions?
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: None
VRS2992: Hmmm
worshipdagr81: ...Then I must be off in my quest to find the perfect Rusty Spoon
VRS2992: NO!
VRS2992: Dont leave!
worshipdagr81: Goodbye
VRS2992: NOOO!!!
VRS2992: PLEASE STAY!
VRS2992: I'll do anything!
worshipdagr81: You had the chance to find the Cure for Cancer, the Secret of Life, the way to find Supreme Happiness and you wanted to know how big my wang was ...
worshipdagr81: For Shame---