The General Chat Thread

[Dylflon]

I talk to anyone. I think I'm going to get someone to sign my chest.

[Fox 6]

Well yesterday on the way home from Blockbusters we saw some guy wearing the same shirt as Dylflon, so he talked to him.

[GameMaster]

Anyone seen Alien vs. Predator yet? Did you enjoy it? Was it good?

[Fox 6]

I already Know how it ends, All the Predators, people, and Aliens are Robots, Its just makes sense.















J/k

[Dylflon]

Yeah, I went to the mall.

And i got my chest signed!

A really beautiful girl named Gina who works at Futureshop signed me.

[Acebot44]

Haha, nice!

Oh, I found out what girls do for fun! Link

[Dylflon]

This is an actualy transcript from an MSN conversation between Vampyr and I. Spontinaity is fun.

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
It's you.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
We have some unsettled business.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*draws sword*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
This time it isn't just your honor that is at stake, it is also your life.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
EEEEAAAAAAH!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
wahhhh!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clash*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*closes eyes and concentrates*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*wiggle...your big...toe*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I see you've improved.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
indeed. -_-
Happy Colored Marbles says:
touche
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
But you are still inexperienced.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Too bad I'll be cutting your training short.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
but I have this samurai sword thingy
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
As well as other things I will be cutting.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I knew your master well.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
He was a great rival of mine.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
It's a shame I had to kill him.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
As I will you.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
Did you really kill him? or did you kill yourself?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Well, which of the two of us stands before you now?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Prepare yourself!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
YAAAA!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clash*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*slice*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
That is but a mere taste of my power.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
it's sour
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
I shall soong aquaint my sword with your neck!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
You shall taste my power!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*pulls out shot gun*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
You dishonor me.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
But you are more experienced than I thought.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Your master taught you well.
Happy Colored Marbles says:

Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*jumps at zach*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*pulls hout the stock of the gun to reveal...a samurai blade*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Two samurai swords?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Why that's...Misurugi's sword.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
He was thoguht to be lost forever.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
How did you obtain that?
Happy Colored Marbles says:
internet
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Ah so.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
Let's finish this.
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*runs full speed at zach*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*cling*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*clang*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhweee*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*spurt*
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
You got me.
Happy Colored Marbles says:
that is so
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
How could I meet such an end?
Happy Colored Marbles says:
*bows*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
did you really end? or just begin?
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
The world seems so...cold....
Dylan (I found my song.) says:
*slump*
Happy Colored Marbles says:
You fought well
Happy Colored Marbles says:
Fatality!

[Fox 6]

WTF? That hilarious

[Acebot44]

Hahah! You were really into it eh Dylflon?

Oh, I stumbled onto this conversation yesterday. It's real. This is hilarious

worshipdagr81: Hi who's tis again?
VRS2992: I'm Virginia
VRS2992: Who are you?
worshipdagr81: I'm jesus
VRS2992: Your real name please
worshipdagr81: Jesus!
VRS2992: How's it pronounced?
worshipdagr81: Jee-Sus
VRS2992: Uh huh...
worshipdagr81: Finally you agree
VRS2992: So.....jesus....do you have a beard?
worshipdagr81: You mean ... down there
VRS2992: Lol no!!!
worshipdagr81: Clarify!!! NOW!!!
VRS2992: I mean on your face, you perverted psycho.
VRS2992: Eeek!! Dont yell...yelling makes me scared...
worshipdagr81: My face.
worshipdagr81: Why, yes, yes I do.
VRS2992: Do you have long hair?
worshipdagr81: You mean .... down there?
VRS2992: no!!!!!!!!
worshipdagr81: Oh.... meh sorta
VRS2992: are you the son of god?
worshipdagr81: God ... you mean the guy .... down there
VRS2992: lol NO!!!
VRS2992: The guy UP there, dip****.
worshipdagr81: Possibly
worshipdagr81: I am
worshipdagr81: I am the son of man
worshipdagr81: God wants me to tell you Something
VRS2992: What?
worshipdagr81: Don't worry, any problems you may ever have will be resolved as long as you love him. Anytime you feel alone he'll be there with you ...
VRS2992: .....You're into religion, aren't you?
worshipdagr81: Hell no
worshipdagr81: I'm all about Punk
worshipdagr81: What do you think I use my long hair for!!!
VRS2992: .....
worshipdagr81: and my godly powers
worshipdagr81: to turn water into ...
VRS2992: Oooooh
worshipdagr81: FUNK
VRS2992: Lol
VRS2992: Do you have hair?
worshipdagr81: ...Down there?
VRS2992: YES!
worshipdagr81: No
worshipdagr81: Jesus shaves
worshipdagr81: He's not some dirty mexican
worshipdagr81: Any other questions to ask the great JESUS
VRS2992: Oooh shaving is nice...
worshipdagr81: but it itches like hell
worshipdagr81: Jesus doesn't have time for you to sit there thinking
VRS2992: Oh, sorry Jesus
worshipdagr81: it's alright
worshipdagr81: Any more questions
VRS2992: Yes
VRS2992: How long are you?
worshipdagr81: What?
worshipdagr81: 6'3
VRS2992: Ooooh!! Tall...
worshipdagr81: and I weigh 183 pounds
VRS2992: How old are you?
worshipdagr81: 2004 years old
worshipdagr81: My 2005 birthday is coming up December 25
worshipdagr81: What did you get me?
VRS2992: Umm nothing...
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: :'(
VRS2992: Awww!!
worshipdagr81: I die for the Sin of man
worshipdagr81: and THEY CAN"T GET ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT
VRS2992: Want a lapdance? That can be your present!!
worshipdagr81: Unless it's a Lapdance of Supreme Heavenly Disorder then no.
VRS2992: Ummm a bj?
worshipdagr81: Will you give them the way my sister used to?
VRS2992: .....
VRS2992: *slap*
worshipdagr81: Did you slap my ass
VRS2992: YOU DID YOUR SISTER!!!
VRS2992: Uhh yes..
worshipdagr81: Not technically she was asleep
VRS2992: ummm shame on you
VRS2992: She's your relitive
worshipdagr81: or is she!!!
VRS2992: ....I
worshipdagr81: Any more questions for Jesus
VRS2992: Yes
worshipdagr81: What!!!
VRS2992: How big is your ****?
worshipdagr81: What an obsene question.
worshipdagr81: To ask the Great Jeus
VRS2992: Please tell me, oh great one!
worshipdagr81: Very big
VRS2992: I'm bisexual
worshipdagr81: That's nasty
VRS2992:Ineed it is.
VRS2992: And how many inches long is your ****, oh great one?
worshipdagr81: ASK AGAIN LATER
worshipdagr81: Do you have any other questions?
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: None
VRS2992: Hmmm
worshipdagr81: ...Then I must be off in my quest to find the perfect Rusty Spoon
VRS2992: NO!
VRS2992: Dont leave!
worshipdagr81: Goodbye
VRS2992: NOOO!!!
VRS2992: PLEASE STAY!
VRS2992: I'll do anything!
worshipdagr81: You had the chance to find the Cure for Cancer, the Secret of Life, the way to find Supreme Happiness and you wanted to know how big my wang was ...
worshipdagr81: For Shame---

[Dark Samurai]

Originally Posted by Acebot44

Hahah! You were really into it eh Dylflon?

Oh, I stumbled onto this conversation yesterday. It's real. This is hilarious

worshipdagr81: Hi who's tis again?
VRS2992: I'm Virginia
VRS2992: Who are you?
worshipdagr81: I'm jesus
VRS2992: Your real name please
worshipdagr81: Jesus!
VRS2992: How's it pronounced?
worshipdagr81: Jee-Sus
VRS2992: Uh huh...
worshipdagr81: Finally you agree
VRS2992: So.....jesus....do you have a beard?
worshipdagr81: You mean ... down there
VRS2992: Lol no!!!
worshipdagr81: Clarify!!! NOW!!!
VRS2992: I mean on your face, you perverted psycho.
VRS2992: Eeek!! Dont yell...yelling makes me scared...
worshipdagr81: My face.
worshipdagr81: Why, yes, yes I do.
VRS2992: Do you have long hair?
worshipdagr81: You mean .... down there?
VRS2992: no!!!!!!!!
worshipdagr81: Oh.... meh sorta
VRS2992: are you the son of god?
worshipdagr81: God ... you mean the guy .... down there
VRS2992: lol NO!!!
VRS2992: The guy UP there, dip****.
worshipdagr81: Possibly
worshipdagr81: I am
worshipdagr81: I am the son of man
worshipdagr81: God wants me to tell you Something
VRS2992: What?
worshipdagr81: Don't worry, any problems you may ever have will be resolved as long as you love him. Anytime you feel alone he'll be there with you ...
VRS2992: .....You're into religion, aren't you?
worshipdagr81: Hell no
worshipdagr81: I'm all about Punk
worshipdagr81: What do you think I use my long hair for!!!
VRS2992: .....
worshipdagr81: and my godly powers
worshipdagr81: to turn water into ...
VRS2992: Oooooh
worshipdagr81: FUNK
VRS2992: Lol
VRS2992: Do you have hair?
worshipdagr81: ...Down there?
VRS2992: YES!
worshipdagr81: No
worshipdagr81: Jesus shaves
worshipdagr81: He's not some dirty mexican
worshipdagr81: Any other questions to ask the great JESUS
VRS2992: Oooh shaving is nice...
worshipdagr81: but it itches like hell
worshipdagr81: Jesus doesn't have time for you to sit there thinking
VRS2992: Oh, sorry Jesus
worshipdagr81: it's alright
worshipdagr81: Any more questions
VRS2992: Yes
VRS2992: How long are you?
worshipdagr81: What?
worshipdagr81: 6'3
VRS2992: Ooooh!! Tall...
worshipdagr81: and I weigh 183 pounds
VRS2992: How old are you?
worshipdagr81: 2004 years old
worshipdagr81: My 2005 birthday is coming up December 25
worshipdagr81: What did you get me?
VRS2992: Umm nothing...
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: :'(
VRS2992: Awww!!
worshipdagr81: I die for the Sin of man
worshipdagr81: and THEY CAN"T GET ME A BIRTHDAY GIFT
VRS2992: Want a lapdance? That can be your present!!
worshipdagr81: Unless it's a Lapdance of Supreme Heavenly Disorder then no.
VRS2992: Ummm a bj?
worshipdagr81: Will you give them the way my sister used to?
VRS2992: .....
VRS2992: *slap*
worshipdagr81: Did you slap my ass
VRS2992: YOU DID YOUR SISTER!!!
VRS2992: Uhh yes..
worshipdagr81: Not technically she was asleep
VRS2992: ummm shame on you
VRS2992: She's your relitive
worshipdagr81: or is she!!!
VRS2992: ....I
worshipdagr81: Any more questions for Jesus
VRS2992: Yes
worshipdagr81: What!!!
VRS2992: How big is your ****?
worshipdagr81: What an obsene question.
worshipdagr81: To ask the Great Jeus
VRS2992: Please tell me, oh great one!
worshipdagr81: Very big
VRS2992: I'm bisexual
worshipdagr81: That's nasty
VRS2992:Ineed it is.
VRS2992: And how many inches long is your ****, oh great one?
worshipdagr81: ASK AGAIN LATER
worshipdagr81: Do you have any other questions?
worshipdagr81: ...
worshipdagr81: None
VRS2992: Hmmm
worshipdagr81: ...Then I must be off in my quest to find the perfect Rusty Spoon
VRS2992: NO!
VRS2992: Dont leave!
worshipdagr81: Goodbye
VRS2992: NOOO!!!
VRS2992: PLEASE STAY!
VRS2992: I'll do anything!
worshipdagr81: You had the chance to find the Cure for Cancer, the Secret of Life, the way to find Supreme Happiness and you wanted to know how big my wang was ...
worshipdagr81: For Shame---

That was great!!!!

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Dark Samurai

That was great!!!!

I agree. That was extremely funny.

And until next time...Dylflon...my kung fu will reign supreme.

[Dylflon]

More MSN transcript. This time between Typhoid and I.

{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
indeed...."heh" to the maXX00000rzzzzzzzz
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
woah
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
i dont know what came over me
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*cries*
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
omg!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
it's a full moon
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
and you got bit by that noob a while back
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
wheres the moon?
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
you're transforming into a noob!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OH NO!!!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
a werenoob!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OH GOD!!!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
lock yourself in your room
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
stay away from your computer!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*pant*
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****, now im a wherenoob
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
the n00byness only comezzzz out at nite
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
****!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
omgwtfbbq!
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
run for the hills!
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
OMFGWTF
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
LMFAOROFLOL
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
stupid abbvs.
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
my n00b skillz r 1337
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
oh god
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
oh my god
{Sean}-----I thought this time what we had you and I, Said im losing my mind----- says:
*runs*
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
log off right now
Dylan (Your Simpsons references won't save you when you're in hell!) says:
before anyone gets hurt