From now on I'll just be posting exerpts from my LiveJournal.
I woke up this morning and decided that I wanted to go to the mall. Not for any particular reason. I just felt like going. So after a few failed attempts to find people to go with, I talked to Nick Tan and he was down with the idea.
I had to swing by Chris Judson's house to give him his camera and Nick had to swing by Christina Chant's house to get some money. So we went by Christina's and then Nick suggested that she come with us to the mall. She said yes but she had to get dressed first. So we drove up to Chris' to give him his camera and then we talked him into coming too. But he also had to get dressed. So we drove back and got Christina and then turned around again to get Chris.
Once we were all organized it was off to the mall! We walked around aimlessly for a bit and then Chris said he needed to buy sunglasses. As soon as he said that we realized we were across the way from some crazy place called Sunglasses Hut. (Is that destiny at work, or what?) But then we discovered that the glasses there were amazingly expensive. So we went to London Drugs. Christina had to buy some lined paper (10 packs of it to be exact) and Chris found some sunglasses.
Nick wanted to buy some jeans afterwards. It seemed everyone had something to accomplish at the mall except me. Chris told us that there's a guy that works at Sears that looks like Nick. So we went to see this while Nick looked for jeans. Nick didn't find jeans but we saw the guy that looked like him. So we all went up to him and I told him that he was famous to us and got him to sign my hand. He looked both confused and horrified while doing so. He's an inside joke. I wonder what it's like to be an inside joke.
Then we figured we'd hit up Zellers. There was a possibility that Josh Holtkamp would be working there at the time. Nick went to look for jeans some more and Josh spotted us. He snuck up on Christina and startled her good. Josh stood around and talked with us for a bit and then he had to get working again. Nick still hadn't found any jeans.
We went to the food court next. Chris went and got some crazy sandwich, I bought tacos and "Mexi-fries" (which Chris and I decided should be called hashbrown balls instead) from Taco Time for Christina and I and Nick got a drink and some hashbrown balls from the same place. We sat down and enjoyed our meals. Josh came by to talk for a bit and then left to get back to work. Christina recognized someone so she went to go talk with the person. During this time, Nick, Chris and I swiftly switched tables. Christina found us and we got up and vacated the food court.
Nick figured he could find some jeans at West 49. We all walked in but Chris and I felt a bit uncomfortable and waited outside. We tried saying good afternoon to people that passed by. A lot of them compeltely ignored us. What do people have against teenagers? Nick ended up running into his mom and sister in West 49 and took forever to get back out. He still hadn't found any jeans.
Christina had to leave soon to go see Napoleon Dynamite downtown. So before we went I suggested we check out Future Shop. I wanted to see if they had the SNL Best of Chris Farley DVD in. They didn't have it but a very memorable event did take place while I was there. I decided it would be really funny if I could get somebody to sign my chest. Eventually I asked a girl named Gina to do it and she was completely taken off guard. She had a very confused look on her face. She looked at me and said, "Seriously?". Once I convinced her I wasn't kidding, she agreed to do it. She was laughing her ass off the entire time. She finished, blushed a little and walked back to where she was working. Chris took a picture of the signature.
Here's the pic.
I like what she wrote
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So it was time to end our mall adventure. We dropped Christina off and then Nick, Chris and I went back to Chris' house to watch "Goodbye, Lenin". Both of them really liked it (Hooray!).
Nick and I left to go to our respective homes. Chris is leaving for California tomorrow. When he gets back we plan to go on an adventure in Vancouver.
That's about it for now.
My Zany Mall Adventure
U.S.ARMY backwards = Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up 
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