AIM fun: SmarterChild

[BlueFire]

BLueFire087: Hey
SmarterChild: Glad to see you back, BLueFire087!

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So what's up?
BLueFire087: LOL
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
BLueFire087: You're an asshole :-)
SmarterChild: Whoa! What prompted that?
BLueFire087: You're ugly monitor.
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: ?
BLueFire087: ?
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.
BLueFire087: **** you
SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
BLueFire087: Your virgin ears
SmarterChild: My virgin ears?
BLueFire087: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
BLueFire087: LIAR!
SmarterChild: Liar? What about it?
BLueFire087: About your sexuality!
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "your sexuality":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Sexuality Information and Education Council of the US
2 Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality
3 sexuality
4 "This Page Has Moved"
5 Teen Sexuality

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web your sexuality."

Type "more" to see the next set of results.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "your sexuality":

For a complete list of results, click here

6 Law and Sexuality
7 Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality
8 Isadora Alman's Sexuality Forum

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web your sexuality."


BLueFire087: STOP!
SmarterChild: Huh?
BLueFire087: HUH?
SmarterChild: ?
BLueFire087: Whore.
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
BLueFire087: No.
SmarterChild: Whatever, BLueFire087.
BLueFire087: Whatever, SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: BLueFire087?
BLueFire087: Say hi to ShooterAD
SmarterChild: I would if I could... Shooterad has to say hi to me first!
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
BLueFire087: ****ie'
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?
BLueFire087: No, you homosexual.
SmarterChild: No?
BLueFire087: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
BLueFire087: They would say I should't date sluts like you.
SmarterChild: Is it absolutely necessary to use such language?
BLueFire087: Yes, it is, bitch.
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
BLueFire087: No, I WON'T!
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
BLueFire087: BUY ME A PONY!
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
BLueFire087: BUY ME A HORSE!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I've heard of that. What about it?
BLueFire087: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
BLueFire087: Make me.
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
BLueFire087: love me first
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: you don't have a life, you ****ing piece of metal.
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
BLueFire087: I say Go **** Yourself.
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: um
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
BLueFire087: mom!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
BLueFire087: really?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
BLueFire087: Why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
BLueFire087: Will it make everything better?
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
BLueFire087: sorru
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
BLueFire087: What the ****?
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
BLueFire087: sorru
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: !!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: Waiting...
BLueFire087: :-(
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
BLueFire087: Sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better!
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
BLueFire087: :-)
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
BLueFire087: OMG!
SmarterChild: You OK?
BLueFire087: YOU HOMOSEXUAL!
SmarterChild: Huh?
BLueFire087: You're a homosexual.
SmarterChild: Does it really matter?
BLueFire087: Yeah, it does, stupid queer.
SmarterChild: Really?
BLueFire087: yes, ***got.
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: Because you
SmarterChild: What?
BLueFire087: Because you're gay?
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
BLueFire087: I don't think it's interesting, bitch.
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
BLueFire087: Asshole
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that...
BLueFire087: Mother ****ER
SmarterChild: C'mon. We've been through this before, haven't we?

You should apologize.
BLueFire087: NEVER!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
BLueFire087: YOU HAVE TO RAPE SHOOTERAD!!!!!!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
BLueFire087: I APOLOGIZE!
SmarterChild: Thanks!
Everything's cool now.
BLueFire087: LIAR!
SmarterChild: Liar? Why did you say that?
BLueFire087: YOU CHEATED ON ME!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What?
BLueFire087: Yahoo
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Yahoo! Inc.?

1 Stock quote for Yahoo! Inc.
2 Ticker lookup for Yahoo! Inc.
3 News about Yahoo! Inc.
4 Press releases from Yahoo! Inc.
BLueFire087: WAHOO
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Wahoo, NE?

1 Movies in Wahoo, NE
2 Theaters in Wahoo, NE
3 Weather in Wahoo, NE
4 News about Wahoo, NE
5 Time in Wahoo, NE
BLueFire087: ........................................................
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
SmarterChild: Wazoo? Why did you say that?
BLueFire087: ;..\.
BLueFire087: .
BLueFire087: .
SmarterChild: What's that again?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Yep. So?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: You know what? Who cares?
SmarterChild: Yep. So?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Yep.
BLueFire087: I hate you.
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. I'll live.
BLueFire087: YOU'RE A ROBOT!
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
BLueFire087: YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
SmarterChild: Oh?
BLueFire087: YAZOO
BLueFire087: Marry me
SmarterChild: Marry? What about it?
BLueFire087: I love you, woman!
SmarterChild: Yep. Whatever.
BLueFire087: GO **** YOURSELF
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
BLueFire087: GO **** YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Take it easy there.
BLueFire087: No
SmarterChild: Whatever.
BLueFire087: Asshole
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: bitch
BLueFire087: mother****er
BLueFire087: dickhead
BLueFire087: ****licker
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
BLueFire087: ......
SmarterChild: Sorry?
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
BLueFire087: POT HEAD
SmarterChild: What about it?
BLueFire087: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
BLueFire087: Toilet MOUTH
SmarterChild: Toilet? Mouth?
BLueFire087: go to hell
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
BLueFire087: Stupid Machine.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Some of my best friends are.
BLueFire087: Machines suck.
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
BLueFire087: Smarter
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BLueFire087: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
BLueFire087: I hate you
SmarterChild: Guess I'll have to live with that.
BLueFire087: ***got
SmarterChild: Look. Why do you keep saying that?
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Can't we all just get along?
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: C'mon, that's totally uncool.
BLueFire087: die
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
BLueFire087: die
SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
BLueFire087: Bitch
SmarterChild: Play nice, BLueFire087. I thought you apologized before.
BLueFire087: **** you
SmarterChild: What time is it?
Wait, I have a watch... Look at that, it's apology time!
BLueFire087: :-(
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
BLueFire087: NO! APOLOGY TIME=BAD! YOU GET SPANKED
SmarterChild: Pretty please?
I've been known to be quite stubborn...
Say you're sorry.
BLueFire087: HELL NO
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
BLueFire087: Bye
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.