It Makes You Think

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Crash

Here's a conspiricy theory:

The govt knew the planes were crashing all over the place, so one of the airliners was taken down by a US fighter to prevent crashing somewhere important, later there was another small cessna loaded with tnt that the US didnt' know about, that crashed into the pentegon. they didnt' want us to know about the one they shot down, so they said it was the plane that hit the Pentagon.

*twighlight music plays*

That one actually makes the most sense out of all of them.

[Jonbo298]

Why is a theory called a theory? Because its a THEORY

Oh, and I'll pull this. End of discussion on my theory because like I said, it was just a theory.

[Professor S]

Jonbo, if you don't want people to discuss the merits of your theory, don't post it on a public forum.

I chimed in because I couldn't believe the amount of people who bought in on that little once sided piece of film which ignored so many obvious questions.

[Acebot44]

Some more stuff on this ish

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[Professor S]

You guys really have way too much time on your hands... go do something more constructive like masturbating.

[Fox 6]

Last time i checked you were a big part of this tread.... so why dont you take your advice.

[Professor S]

I was referring to researching crackpot conspiracy theories that blame everything that ever went wrong with the world on the United States.

Check out this website, you'd love it.

www.moveonplease.org

Everything Bad Fault Of Rumsfeld
Scientists have found Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, genetically culpable for every contrary event and effect in modern history, including morbid obesity, the Philadelphia Phillies' 23 game losing streak in 1959 and Carrot Top.

Studies revealed even more daunting scenarios as the Rumsfeld-effect not only results from direct contact, but that second-hand liason with the Secretary of Evil can cause severe conservative conjunctivitis. Los Angeles restaurants and bars have recently banned Rumsfeld, and any talk of Rumsfeld, except for restricted outdoor areas.

In case you were wondering, thats satire.