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...time. But for now he must duel with the elusive Jiofued. The demon duke from the underworld. He must get to the underworld and the only way too get there is...
...by double-decker bus. 'Course the bus was late today thanks to some plonker who was swearing up and down that he had exact change for the ride hidden somewhere in the 500 pockets he had on his cargo pants. God, I hate crap like that. I mean, would it seriously hurt you to wait for the next bus while you hunt through your cavernous pantaloons? But I digress. So anyway...
... upon boarding the bus he was greeted with an hour long session of forced love-making with an animal. No one said the trip would be easy. Now feeling completley spent, Bob lied down on one of the bus's benches. All of a sudden...