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Typhoid · 09-03-2004, 12:22 AM

Take a reasonably priced vacation in..

Swan · 09-03-2004, 12:37 AM

...time. But for now he must duel with the elusive Jiofued. The demon duke from the underworld. He must get to the underworld and the only way too get there is...

Rubber Kitty · 09-03-2004, 12:43 AM

...by double-decker bus. 'Course the bus was late today thanks to some plonker who was swearing up and down that he had exact change for the ride hidden somewhere in the 500 pockets he had on his cargo pants. God, I hate crap like that. I mean, would it seriously hurt you to wait for the next bus while you hunt through your cavernous pantaloons? But I digress. So anyway...

GameMaster · 09-03-2004, 12:56 AM

... upon boarding the bus he was greeted with an hour long session of forced love-making with an animal. No one said the trip would be easy. Now feeling completley spent, Bob lied down on one of the bus's benches. All of a sudden...

Typhoid · 09-03-2004, 12:58 AM

He Blew up.

Or did he?

Swan · 09-03-2004, 01:14 AM

Yes, yes he did.

And there, knawing on the pieces was the monster of a man...

ProjectMayhem · 09-03-2004, 02:10 AM

Bobacanush, whom was responsible for pilfering many old ladies purses. He was a gentle fellow, with a tendency to steal things. Unfortunately for him the pieces he was gnawing on were....

Canyarion · 09-03-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid

He Blew up.

What the heck is wrong with you? 100s of kids died today because some terrorist blew himself up.

Typhoid · 09-03-2004, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion

What the heck is wrong with you? 100s of kids died today because some terrorist blew himself up.

I dont know if you noticed, but i wrote it yesterday.....being before it happened.

And dont ruin the flow of the story.

Why not get mad at Dylflon for saying he had lung Cancer? Thousands of people die a day from lung cancer.