Well, Bush vs Kerry....Neither of them have been elected before, so lets see how it goes down.
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I'm a moderate democrat, or a left-leaning moderate, but I don't think I've ever claimed to be a moderate republican. I do like some republican values. They like to save money and they don't like mexicans streaming across the boarder. I voted for some republicans at the state and local level, namely the ones that were running for law-enforcement positions like sheriff. I figured they would be more brutal than the democrats. Also I voted for republicans when they were up against libertarians, mainly because I don't know anything about libertarians and they sound like a whack green party fringe group.
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