Why didn't they just take the easy way out and pimp Mario out...wait, would that be good?
What if they made a lifelike Mario, all in proportion and junk.
Then he would just be another fat, greasy, hairy Italian stereotype.
__________________ Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.