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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 09:47 AM   #1
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* GameMaster proposes that everyone slide their gonzo in and out of a pretzel as fast as they can. Apply mustard if the pretzel is dry and rough.

/me raises hand

But I don't have one
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 12:24 PM   #2
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/me raises hand as well

me neither....

/me thinks if she could put the pretzel some where else.....
/me applys mustard and inserts pretzel into mouth....
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 01:52 PM   #3
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/me cringes and grabs crotch in proposed pain
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 05:01 PM   #4
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Default Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!

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* jeepnut's slave raises hand


But I don't have one
A gift from me to you:



Now you got one! Let the good times roll!
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 05:32 PM   #5
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this thread is funny...


anyway, happy belated birthdays to you guys...



and btw, are the pretzels with salt? becuase if they are, the crystals would scratch my gonzo....and it wouldn't be pretty.
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 05:34 PM   #6
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and btw, are the pretzels with salt? becuase if they are, the crystals would scratch my gonzo....and it wouldn't be pretty.

All pretzels have salt...

If a pretzel doesnt have salt its just a twisted piece of dough.
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 05:36 PM   #7
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acually...there are pretzels with chocolate and cheese and other various toppings...so therefore, not ALL pretzels have salt.
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Old 01-21-2005, 05:38 PM   #8
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acually...there are pretzels with chocolate and cheese and other various toppings...so therefore, not ALL pretzels have salt.


1 entry found for pretzel.
pret·zel ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prtsl)
n.

A glazed, brittle biscuit that is salted on the outside and usually baked in the form of a loose knot or a stick.



Thaaaaats right. Im not talkin about those lame pretzels that come in a box and are made for kids, I mean real Pretzels. A real mans Pretzel.
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Re: A DeathsHand/Jason Hybrid Birthday!
Old 01-21-2005, 05:42 PM   #9
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pfft...you and your dictionary.com definitions...
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