No wonder Nintendo is secretive

[Crash]

everyone in this thread is misunderstanding each other...

so to lighten the mood, i'm going to tell a joke:

There's a blonde, a brunnete, and a redhead who were stuck in cave. The only way to get out was to tell a lie. So the brunnete goes and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world!" Poof! She was gone. The redhead goes up and says, "I think I'm the most clever person in the world!" Poof, she was gone! The blonde goes up and says, "I think..." Poof! She was gone.