A few jokes I found funny

[D-Man]

George W. Bush is in England and he is having diner with Queen Elizabeth. He turns and tells her: "Your country is great, I really like the way things are getting done over here."

She responds: "That's because I know how to get intelligent people in important positions. Here's an example. Tony Blair! Please come here Tony!"

TB: "Yes, can I help you?"
Q: "Tony, your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
TB: "Well... hum... I guess it would be me!"
Q: "Good job darling."
GWB: "That's nice, that's really nice, I'll have to try that..."

George later flies back to Washington, once there, he asks for Colin Powell to come at his office.

GWB:"Colin, let me ask you a question.. your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
CP:"Hum... that's a good question... I'll have to think of it... let me get back to you on that..."

Colin then goes see Dick Cheney

CP:"Hey Dick, George asked me a question and I don't know what to say."
DC:"Well, what was it?"
CP:"He asked me, your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
DC:"Well that's easy, it would be me. Or you in that case."
CP:"Oh right... I.. I get it..."

Colin goes back to see Mr. Bush

CP:"After thinking hard about it, I found out the answer to your question."
GWB:"Well, what is it?"
CP:"The answer is Dick Cheney!"
says Colin Powell all proud
GWB:"No, no, dammit, of course not you idiot!!!!
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It's Tony Blair!"