I got one although i'm not sure if it's really that good.
I had another I wanted to post but I couldn't find it
MOODS OF A WOMAN
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction.
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse.
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse.
She'll break open his head and then be his nurse.
But when he's well and can get out of bed,
She'll pick up the teapot and aim for his head.
She'll call him a king, then make him a clown.
Raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down.
She'll run away from him and never come back.
But if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad.
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
MOODS OF A MAN
Horny.
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