happy orgasm day!

Acebot44 · 05-09-2005, 10:44 PM

Orgasms for everyone! Hurrah!

*hands out orgasms*

Be sure to give one to all your friends and loved ones. Yes, even grandma.

GameMaster · 05-09-2005, 10:57 PM

I unknowingly celebrated this morning before my 10:00 TV show. I'll celebrate again tonight before I try to fall asleep.

The Germanator · 05-09-2005, 11:07 PM

I wish I could share this day with a special someone. Oh well, you can celebrate Holidays by yourself as well.

dropCGCF · 05-09-2005, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameMaster

I unknowingly celebrated this morning before my 10:00 TV show. I'll celebrate again tonight before I try to fall asleep.

I've celebrated 8 times today....

Wait, nine.

DimHalo · 05-10-2005, 12:20 AM

This thread receives the honor of the coveted

COLD SHOWER

Seth · 05-10-2005, 01:59 AM

On this day in 1945 the Russian forces whipped the living **** out of Berlin. The Russian people lost 27 million people to the war. The other allied forces don't have much to compare. Just a suggestion but if you're interested you should read up a bit on the Russian contribution to the war. Even now, over a decade after the soviet's collapse, there still isn't much in our school's history books about the eastern front.

I think we should remember their unparallelled sacrifice after the other little celebrations that are going on.

So yeah, I don't have any vodka on hand so a few beers will have to suffice. Drink up!

Typhoid · 05-10-2005, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth

On this day in 1945 the Russian forces whipped the living **** out of Berlin. The Russian people lost 27 million people to the war. The other allied forces don't have much to compare. Just a suggestion but if you're interested you should read up a bit on the Russian contribution to the war. Even now, over a decade after the soviet's collapse, there still isn't much in our school's history books about the eastern front.

I think we should remember their unparallelled sacrifice after the other little celebrations that are going on.

So yeah, I don't have any vodka on hand so a few beers will have to suffice. Drink up!

Why dont we just jack off to commemorate the Russians?

....But if thats the case, you might want to take out the "drink up".

Dyne · 05-10-2005, 02:00 AM

What an awesome last week. It was Tuba day on friday, single mother's day on saturday, and now orgasm day? How awesome is that.

Stonecutter · 05-10-2005, 02:21 AM

May 7th was National Masturbation Day.

I'm dead serious. Look it up.

Bube · 05-10-2005, 06:05 AM

If it's only one day, then that's for men. Women should have something like orgasm week...