Because you're trying to beat me to being the first DD.
BTW, don't blame jack **** on "just kidding." Even if you are just a kid. Kid Emo.
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As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
As I treat you like a dog, and I shoot my venom in,
You pretend you never knew that I am a scorpion.