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10-13-2005, 11:16 AM
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Devourer of Worlds
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Re: Igod
I don't think its blasphemous as much as its tongue-in-cheek, or cheeky as the Brits like to say. I actually had a good time with it and thought its answers were clever.
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10-13-2005, 01:31 PM
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John Lennon in '67
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Re: Igod
it asked me what i was wearing
0_o
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10-13-2005, 02:15 PM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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Re: Igod
Well he answered all my questions. Except he said I would have a million kids! Cool.
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10-13-2005, 02:45 PM
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Hey It's AIDS
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Re: Igod
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Originally Posted by Fox 6
it asked me what i was wearing
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...What are you wearing?
EDIT:
Quote:
Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
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So that explains the Platypus
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10-13-2005, 08:22 PM
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Knight
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Re: Igod
Quote:
Me:
we use a condom
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
haha i dont wanna **** god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
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 this is hilarious
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10-13-2005, 08:30 PM
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Anthropomorphic
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Re: Igod
I love it.
Quote:
Me:
Can we get down and dirty?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
I can wait.
God:
It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
Kinky.
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Quote:
Me:
Want to sex me?
God:
OK, I will sex you.
Me:
Right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
for you? Forever.
God:
You would do that for me? Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
Love lasts forever.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Lust is biological, Love is spiritual.
God:
I think Lust is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you're a lot of things.
God:
So you think I am a lot of things. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
If you are a robot, who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys?
God:
Would you like to be a robot who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
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10-13-2005, 08:37 PM
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Hey It's AIDS
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Re: Igod
I'm actually laughing out loud at some of these.
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10-13-2005, 09:08 PM
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John Lennon in '67
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Re: Igod
Quote:
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok, are you going to smight typhoid on the GT forums?
God:
That was my original intention. It's all good
Me:
i see, well make it slow and painful
God:
I'll try to do my best
Me:
<3
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