Igod

Swan · 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox 6

it asked me what i was wearing
0_o

...What are you wearing?

EDIT:

Quote:

Me:
Are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.

So that explains the Platypus

Su-Yin · 10-13-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Me:
we use a condom
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
haha i dont wanna **** god
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

this is hilarious

Typhoid · 10-13-2005, 07:30 PM

I love it.

Quote:

Me:
Can we get down and dirty?
God:
Do you mean you and me? I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
I can wait.
God:
It might take more than 24 hours.
Me:
Kinky.

Quote:

Me:
Want to sex me?
God:
OK, I will sex you.
Me:
Right now?
God:
Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
I am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
for you? Forever.
God:
You would do that for me? Nothing lasts forever.
Me:
Love lasts forever.
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Lust is biological, Love is spiritual.
God:
I think Lust is a lot of things.
Me:
I think you're a lot of things.
God:
So you think I am a lot of things. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me:
If you are a robot, who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys?
God:
Would you like to be a robot who is defending heaven from the flying monkeys ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.

Swan · 10-13-2005, 07:37 PM

I'm actually laughing out loud at some of these.

Fox 6 · 10-13-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
ok, are you going to smight typhoid on the GT forums?
God:
That was my original intention. It's all good
Me:
i see, well make it slow and painful
God:
I'll try to do my best
Me:
<3

Swan · 10-13-2005, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Me:
So I hear that you and Seany-Boy are an item
God:
So? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Yes, yes they are. How long have you been going out with him?
God:
Ugh. Mmm. Since when? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
So Sean created you for his pleasure?
God:
I understand. I like to talk about anything.
Me:
Even Sean reaming you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Can't take it back now

Wow

Quote:

Me:
Say my name
God:
" Nectar".
Me:
Say it louder!
God:
" it louder".
Me:
Wise guy, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
You are a virtue, with your pretty dress
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virtue with my pretty dress? I don't know.
Me:
I believe so
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I'll uncertain your face
God:
Congratulations.

Dyne · 10-13-2005, 09:17 PM

Hahaha.