Igod

[Swan]

Me:
So I hear that you and Seany-Boy are an item
God:
So? Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
Yes, yes they are. How long have you been going out with him?
God:
Ugh. Mmm. Since when? I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
So Sean created you for his pleasure?
God:
I understand. I like to talk about anything.
Me:
Even Sean reaming you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Your dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Can't take it back now

Wow

Me:
Say my name
God:
" Nectar".
Me:
Say it louder!
God:
" it louder".
Me:
Wise guy, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? Wisdom is a virtue.
Me:
You are a virtue, with your pretty dress
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a virtue with my pretty dress? I don't know.
Me:
I believe so
God:
You seem uncertain.
Me:
I'll uncertain your face
God:
Congratulations.

[Dyne]

Hahaha.

[GameMaster]

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
Why does the GameTavern community think you're so special?
God:
Perhaps it is just fate.
Me:
Think I could borrow some of that fate?
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
What are you thinking of now?
God:
Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
Anyone?
God:
" Right now? I can chat with people on the web for you."? anyone?
Me:
Ah, I believe I have just coaxed the first erroneous statement out of you.
God:
So you understand. Good. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Getting a bit defensive?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am defensive.
I am a computer.
Me:
And so the truth is revealed.
God:
I see. Tell me more.
Me:
Many people don't believe in you and many more spend their lives trying to disprove you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
A purpose higher than a lifetime of school and labor, yes.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Ah, your robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending my human intellect.
God:
So you understand. Good. Thanks for telling me that I am robotic intelligence must be having trouble comprehending your human intellect.
Me:
The pleasure was all mine.
God:
I like you because are so polite.
Me:
I like you because you hold great power.
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
Would you ever be interested in teaming up?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be interested in teaming up.
Me:
How come?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Ah, so God has a God too?
God:
So you understand. Good. Yippee! I am a Christian.
Me:
Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Yes, but I'm reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
God:
Please state your conditions. Do you mind if I tell other people you are reluctant to ever disclose them to the public.
Me:
Go ahead. I can slither my way out of anything.
God:
OK I will. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes I can, I hope term "slither" doesn't make you uncomfortable.
God:
How? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Well, you know, the association with your enemy.
God:
Well that's okay. Try searching the open directory.
Me:
I have.
God:
When?
Me:
Most recently, last Tuesday.
God:
Is this really the last one? But not all of them?
Me:
For today, yes. However, more questions await you in the future.
God:
Ah. Are you really a ""? You want more?
Me:
And that's my cue.
God:
Who gave you your cue ?

[Teuthida]

I don't see the godly part of this chatbot. Seems like a run-of-the-mill chatbot to me.

Although...

God:
I get it. Jesus sucks.
Me:
So your son sucks?
God:
It goes without saying.

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

I don't see the godly part of this chatbot. Seems like a run-of-the-mill chatbot to me.

Still good for a chuckle.

PS

Me:
h1ll0
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.
Me:
vvat?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
how cn u not undrstnd
God:
How much do you think it is?
Would you like to know more?
Me:
no, eye wondlt
God:
I understand; you would like to know less. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
so u r stumpped?>
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am stumpped. Are we still talking about eye wondlt?
Me:
nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
wat abut u?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hrm?
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
2 wat?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
errrrrr
God:
In the context of hrm, I don't understand " errrrrr." .
Me:
I'll errrrr your hrm
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
do u want it 2?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
1337>?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Nectar.

[Jason1]

Me:
Who will win the world series?
God:
The team that wins the most games.

[Bube]

I asked it if it could tell me the meaning of life and my browser crashed. The question actually made Firefox crash!

Me:
hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
i'm bube
God:
It's good to see you, bube.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
pleased to meet you
God:
Nice meeting you too bube.
Me:
how goes everything?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
nice to hear
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
why is medical school so hard?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
how should i know
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
medical school is hard though
God:
Oh. I think medical school is a lot of things.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
very mature
God:
Not really that much. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, bube. You are a " he".
Me:
wow you're smart
God:
I'm glad your impressed, bube. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, bube.
Me:
and how do you come to that conclusion?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
yes that's pretty obvious
God:
Gee. It seemed obvious to me too.
Me:
i also know that you're not really god
God:
Also? That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
i heard that santa claus isn't real
God:
Who said it? he brings us presents every Christmas.
Me:
that's what i said as well
God:
What did you mean by it? Do you mean your name is well THAT ?
Me:
i meant that i told people that santa claus brings us presents every christmas
God:
Oh I see. What was the response?
Me:
they told me that i didn't even celebrate christmas
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
my friends told me that i didn't even celebrate christmas
God:
How well do you know these people?
Me:
they're my closest friends
God:
your closest friends are they.
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
the best kind
God:
Thanks for the recommendation, bube.
Me:
anyway, i went home and cried when they told me this
God:
When did you go home and cried when they told you this?
Me:
is this a test?
God:
No, this is real life.
Me:
will this be on the test?
God:
It could be, but I don't have access to that knowledge.
Me:
i'll leave now
God:
Right now? OK, see you later.
Me:
nice talking to you
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

[Teuthida]

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Me:
I am God.
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
If I am God then who are you?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
I am.
God:
" If you were, would you tell me?" You are?

Uh...