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Re: You got your Powerball yet?
Old 10-20-2005, 03:47 AM   #1
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Default Re: You got your Powerball yet?

No winner here. I knew that since all my powerball numbers (red ball) were randomly chosen below 20 it would comeback to haunt me and it did well =S

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There was one winner in the state of Oregon for the last drawing's $ 340,000,000 grand prize!
ah well...another day
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Re: You got your Powerball yet?
Old 10-20-2005, 03:56 AM   #2
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i would pay off all my debts and my parent's debts, and i would payoff my college education. then i would travel the world. then i would buy myself an awsome house with awesome electronics and make my house electronic. and buy a nice car and bike. and umm...buy presents for a lot of people. and the rest i would invest and live off the intrest.
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Re: You got your Powerball yet?
Old 10-20-2005, 02:05 PM   #3
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I would make Typhoid my slave!
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Old 10-20-2005, 03:20 PM   #4
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146 million to 1 of winning Powerball
3 million to 1 of freezing to death
2 million to 1 of being killed by falling out of bed
2 million to 1 of being killed by an animal
700,000 to 1 of being killed by fireworks
350,000 to 1 of being electrocuted
250,000 to 1 of dying in a plane crash
5,000 to 1 of dying in a car crash
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Re: You got your Powerball yet?
Old 10-20-2005, 05:16 PM   #5
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They should target gamblers by having lotteries for those choices of death, the odds are much better.
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