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Originally Posted by DeathsHand
Exactly, Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P. :< ) was the best stand-up comedian ever...
Basically his act was just a bunch of unrelated one-liners with an occasional longer joke thrown into the mix...
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling; I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
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"Escalators cannot break. They can only become stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
"I bought a house and they said it has 2 bedrooms. Is it not up to me how many bedrooms my house has? This bedroom has a fridge in it. This bedroom is AKA a hallway. This bedroom is in that guys house. Sir, you have my bedroom. I want it back."
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