Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!

DarrenMcLeod · 11-22-2005, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dyne

I went to a Jazz festival in Idaho once, and one of the tenor saxophonists who is there every year is a Russian named Igor Butman. The year I went, there was this clinic, and it turned out being just a long boring talk fest for this guy named Pete Christlieb. He went on and on about his father and how he played basoon for the Wizard of Oz movie, and his time with the Max Weinberg group, and blah blah blah money blah blah blah.

So Igor Butman comes up, and his only advice is, "In Soviet Russia, cheque cashes you."

Standing ovation.

he'd kick my ass in this contest.

MuGen · 11-23-2005, 11:29 AM

Dmac, I suggest you go on the camera, press record and say

"Git R Done!!!"

LOL

DarrenMcLeod · 11-23-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sony

Dmac, I suggest you go on the camera, press record and say

"Git R Done!!!"

LOL

Hahaha. I'd have to shoot myself.

Crash · 11-23-2005, 02:53 PM

I love the one:

"I have bad luck, one time I fell down the stairs, it was an up escalator, I fell for 2 hours"

MuGen · 11-23-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Crash

I love the one:

"I have bad luck, one time I fell down the stairs, it was an up escalator, I fell for 2 hours"

lol

BreakABone · 11-23-2005, 03:24 PM

I would just say that while I laughed at a lot of your jokes.

Sometimes, it is also very important for the set up and transations to work well. And I don't see how some of those jokes flow together, but eh.

GameMaster · 11-23-2005, 03:33 PM

Did you hear about the thing that was gray with a trunk? My grandma said it was an elephant but I told her it was just a mouse on vacation!

DarrenMcLeod · 11-23-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BreakABone

I would just say that while I laughed at a lot of your jokes.

Sometimes, it is also very important for the set up and transations to work well. And I don't see how some of those jokes flow together, but eh.

I'm more of a one-liner comic, like Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright.

DeathsHand · 11-23-2005, 05:23 PM

I got a letter from my first grade english teacher the other day...
"We got a cat. It is black. It likes to run fast and scratch the furniture."

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