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12-12-2005, 06:07 PM
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Re: God damn freaken' cops
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She called you sir.
I remember once some cop thought me and my friends stole a barbeque. We were out wandering around at about 1:00 and she pops out of a bush and says that somebody recently had taken a barbeque around here...
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Thats why I was shocked over last night and her pulling her gun on me.
People stealing a barbeque is the worst things really get here.
But no, me concealing my ankles in socks seems to be a gun-drawable offence. 
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12-12-2005, 06:11 PM
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Maybe if you didn't have black hair and (likely) a black hoodie on at the time it would've looked less suspicious.
You have to admit, a kid walking around with a bat at 4am in the middle of winter seems like risky business to me. She had every right to come out and talk to you, and smart talking her didn't do you any good.
Don't worry, I've been pulled over and harassed for less. It always happens.
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12-12-2005, 06:13 PM
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Re: God damn freaken' cops
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Maybe if you didn't have black hair and (likely) a black hoodie on at the time it would've looked less suspicious.
You have to admit, a kid walking around with a bat at 4am in the middle of winter seems like risky business to me. She had every right to come out and talk to you, and smart talking her didn't do you any good.
Don't worry, I've been pulled over and harassed for less. It always happens.
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I was wearing a retro hot pink t-shirt with blue piping on it that says "Player", and a Corona hat with my hair neatly tucked underneat, actually.
So you're telling me if I wore the same thing during the middle of the day, somehow the suspicion is magically gone?
And its not that she talked to me that bothers me, I even told her I know it looks wrong. It's the fact she drew her gun at me for no reason. Cops here dont draw guns unless you pose a threat. How many preppy kids are threatening? 
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12-12-2005, 06:56 PM
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I was wearing a retro hot pink t-shirt with blue piping on it that says "Player", and a Corona hat with my hair neatly tucked underneat, actually.
So you're telling me if I wore the same thing during the middle of the day, somehow the suspicion is magically gone?
And its not that she talked to me that bothers me, I even told her I know it looks wrong. It's the fact she drew her gun at me for no reason. Cops here dont draw guns unless you pose a threat. How many preppy kids are threatening? 
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Carrying a bat is suspicious moreso at night because that's when 90% of mischief occurs, and if you have screwed up ankles and it looks like there's a knife in there, then she points her gun to protect herself. It's part of their training.
Corona Hat? loser. 
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12-12-2005, 07:04 PM
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Carrying a bat is suspicious moreso at night because that's when 90% of mischief occurs, and if you have screwed up ankles and it looks like there's a knife in there, then she points her gun to protect herself. It's part of their training.
Corona Hat? loser. 
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Well, my pants were covering my legs. But my socks were pulled up. It was cold. So I understand that.
But I dont have wierd ankles or anything, haha.
It was just the whole gun pulling thing that made me get lippy and annoyed.
And for the record, I dislike Corona. But the hat was 20 dollars at Bootlegger.
Yes, Bootlegger.
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12-12-2005, 07:05 PM
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Me: "Could I not be able to look suspicious and smash things with equal ease during the day? I mean, the daylight cant make some sort of protective forcefield against mailboxes and car windows. I'm sure it would look equally as suspicious, if not more, during the daytime."
Yeah, right 
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12-12-2005, 07:07 PM
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I would honestly be more afraid of someone suspicious carrying a bat during the day. Usually they aren't afraid to get seen, so they will be even more vicous.
And why exactly about the ankles, were you going to show her that you didn't have anything there?
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12-12-2005, 07:51 PM
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nice story...i liked it! we should have more of these!
and she drew the gun because a baseball bat is considered a weapon outside of the playing field, she drew the weapon to protect herself just in case.
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12-12-2005, 09:28 PM
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Re: God damn freaken' cops
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nice story...i liked it! we should have more of these!
and she drew the gun because a baseball bat is considered a weapon outside of the playing field, she drew the weapon to protect herself just in case.
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Our friend Andrew was walking home a bit drunk from a party one night, down a trail. Suddenly, a cop comes literally out of nowhere, shines a bright light in his face and starts questioning everything and then why he was so hesitant answering the questions. Our friend retorted, "wouldn't you be ****ting your pants if a cop came up to you in the middle of nowhere asking you stupid questions, shining a light right in your face?"
The cop said "Have a good night."
Cops around here are dumb.
Also, me and Andrew were walking home from our friend Brian's house, and these cops pull right over the lane in an intersection on to the curb to start questioning us just because we happened to stop to talk before we parted ways. YES, IF I'M GOING TO DEAL DRUGS, I'LL DO IT WIDE OPEN UNDER A STREET LIGHT AT AN INTERSECTION. You cops think I'm dumb? Jesus.
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12-13-2005, 01:56 AM
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Re: God damn freaken' cops
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How many preppy kids are threatening? 
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All of them. *shudders*
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