damn you stomach flu

[Teuthida]

It was better with Vin Diesel anyway.

Vin Diesel can touch MC Hammer.

Vin Diesel was actually 'Born with it' and has been quoted as saying, "**** Maybelline."

Vin Diesel has agreed to star in Britain's National Theatre's new production of Hamlet if they allow him to have sole creative control and cut through all "that whiny bull****". His version will consist of one line of dialogue. While restraining uncle Claudius in a headlock, Hamlet growls, "You should have ghosted me when you had the chance, mother****er!" He then disembowels all the male characters with his thumbs. In the next scene, he steals inside Gertrude's bedroom and skull****s mother in her sleep. Finally, he fleshes out the rest of the play by giving Ophelia a four and a half hour orgasm that lasts till the end of Act V. The rest is silence.

If you spin Vin Diesel's head 4 times counterclockwise a leprechaun is created.

The movie Ray is loosely based on the life of Vin Diesel, only they substituted piano playing for eating toddlers, and blindness for the ability to fly.

Vin Diesel can draw a lens flare in MS Paint

Sorry about the stomach flu. I constantly have stomach problems.