If Xbox entered the Fast Food Industry...

[Neo]

No I'd say it's the anti-spork crowd you have to watch out for. They'll tear you a new one.

[Teuthida]

How could anyone be against the spork? Spoon and fork intertwined into a utensil of beautiful functionality.

[KillerGremlin]

You could stab yourself with a spork.

Spoons are quite harmless, yet so helpful.

And there's that one line:

"Here's a spoon, now eat my ass."

That you gotta love.