Re: If Infinium Labs entered the fast food industry
Cashier: The Phantom Burger comes with no condiments, but we bring them to you as you want them.
Customer: So if I want mustard and lettuce you will bring them to me?
Cashier: Well no we don't have those condiments, but we can bring you anchovies and deviled eggs.
Customer: That sounds disgusting. I don't want those condiments.
Cashier: But we bring them to you as you want them, you don't ever have to get up and come to the counter.
Customer: Why would you do that?
Cashier: Because you're going to pay us $19.95 per month for our burger service.
Customer: Phuck off.
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