Re: If you're going to the movies...
Do NOT ask me where the restroom is. Simply having a restroom at the movie theatre is an act of generosity on our behalf. If you cannot provide the respect and gratefulness I deserve by locating the restroom yourself, then you deserve to **** in your pants. And if I were in charge, I would deny use of the restroom to any customer who had the nerve to ask me where the restroom was.
Do NOT complain to me if a restroom is out of paper towels or toilet paper. Again, these materials are a privilege, not a right. The fact that we spend money providing these materials is an outrage in and of itself. But for customers to summon the nerve to complain when these materials are not provided by us, is reason enough alone for me to have the restrooms torn down and turned into condom dispensers. Bring your own ****ing paper towels and toilet paper you son of a bitches!
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