Re: Joke Thread
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly.
Pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
He never heard the shot....
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and
shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said.'Just get the hell out.'
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