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Re: Mass Effect
Old 11-25-2007, 01:59 PM   #1
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Well, lets put it this way:

If you were a regular joe schmo, and in September a gorgeous, large breasted and plump assed woman came up to you and said "I want to suck your %$&@", you'd be ecstatic.

Now its October, and while you have enjoyed your hot chick all month, a Playboy playmate comes up to you and says "I want you to pound my Vag". While you've spent a wonderful month with the hot chick, its pretty hard to pass up the playmate, especially when its only been a month with the hot chick.

Now its November, and a young, pre-Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie walks up to you and says she wants to "fulfill every fantasy you've ever had with a woman". Score. Goodbye playmate, at least for now.

This is the plight of the 360 owner. There are so many options with a new great game seemingly coming out every month. Its not a bad thing. Its a goooooood thing. In the end, its what convinced me to pick up a 360 before a Wii.

Meanwhile the Wii owner is satisfied with one very hot chick, who he has a on and off relationship with over 20 years and he won't see for a few more weeks. In the mean time he spends all his time talking and thinking about her until she gets here again. In common terms, thats referred to as "pussy whipped".

But leave it to Nintendoids to try and spin the fact that 360 has such a great library into a BAD thing. Kind of funny.
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Re: Mass Effect
Old 11-25-2007, 03:46 PM   #2
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So how's the marriage going Professor S?
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Old 11-25-2007, 08:43 PM   #3
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So I picked it up. Only an hour and 18 min in. So far its pretty fun. The dialouge is very well done, easily one of the best parts of the game ( and it should be if its a rpg.) The whole character customizing is very vast compared to most rpgs. It ensures that you're sheppard wont look the same when you play through it again. If you guys have any questions ask them and ill try to do my best to answer them without giving away the story.
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Old 11-25-2007, 10:14 PM   #4
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So how's the marriage going Professor S?
Wonderfully, thank you.
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