Why I Hate Japanese Games

[GameMaster]

It just seems to be the same spiky hair androgenous metrosexuals nancing about with oversized phallic swords embroiled in a spiderweb plot that makes no sense involving a great evil that will destroy the earth spirit. I swear if I hear Gaia one more godamn time in a game I'll swim to Japan and gut Sony's Square-Enix's president.

That brings me to the non-existant writing. Since FF7 its seems like everything is just a variation on the same theme with over emotional douchebags complaining about their feelings while the world burns around them. Lets also not forget that raely do these games have intelligible plots. At best they just create a losse excuse for the action to take place.

Couldn't have said it better. The sad part is that probably describes about 15 games off-hand. Although I was never into these games to begin with but it nevertheless gets tiresome having to see the same shit recycled over and over again.

But hey, what can you do?