do you....

[Renwood]

whats worse is when you're in a real hurry and don't allow the proper time to empty out the pipes, and all of a sudden you've just got the littest bit of residue come out and left on the tip and it acts like some kind of GD super-glue, and your johnson gets stuck right to your boxers, and you don't really notice until way later and then its like a GD band-aid where you know you need to take it quick but you go too slow cause you're a wuss and oh that is just D;

[Aladuf]

once again

[Renwood]

we need to talk about these things

these things affect all of us

don't stick your head in the sand

don't you judge me with those eyes

those horrible dead eyes

those

doll's eyes

[KillerGremlin]

Originally Posted by Swan

Most people either masturbate in the shower or sing a song....

i sing during i'll have you know

Originally Posted by Jim

well I usually feel that taking a nice long piss to suss out the rest of the what-have-you after a good wanking session can be real satisfying. It can be a bit of a clusterfuck with multiple streams going about the bowl all willy-nilly though.

'tis true, 'tis true. i always try to make a number 1 after having a number 3. it just feels like good health to wash all the little KGs out of the pipe.

[Renwood]

exactly exactly

[BreakABone]

*Looks around*

Good thing I only mod the Gaming side of things.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Swan

Most people either masturbate in the shower or sing a song....

O gaawd.

The other day Fox 6 said he was thinking about me during his shower.

I pray he was coming up with a song in my honor.

[BlueFire]

I always thought peeing in shower wasn't a big deal... i do it every now and then.. i don't understand how it's gross or dirty.

[Teuthida]

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now!