Aww! You beat me! or: What game(s) are you just really good at?

[Professor S]

I am a savante at Virtua Fighter 4 stand-up arcade. When I say savante, I mean it. I can't be beaten and never have been. The first time I ever played I was in Dave and Busters, loaded off my ass, and no one could knock me off the thing. I would conservatively estimate that when playing with the "monk" avatar (don't even know his name) my opponents only got in offense half of the time.

It's an out of body experience. I don't so much play the game, as I dance with the joystick and make love to the buttons. Its organic and sensual in its intuitiveness. I know no "moves" in Virtua Fighter 4 stand-up arcade, only the fluidity and immortality of the shaolin.

On a console? I'm rubbish.