Mafia Round 1 - Royal Tragedy

[The Germanator]

Angrist is fishy to me only because of what he said in the other thread, but I dunno. This first vote is always the hardest...We pretty much know nothing at this point.

Oh yeah, and I guess we are enemies, Typhoid. So true to life...

[GameMaster]

I tainted Ulala's drink when she rejected my sexual advances.

The worst part is I got off on her rejections.

[Jason1]

By george, I hereby declare everyone at the wedding to be of the queerest of the queer!

[Vampyr]

As Typhoid approaches Sir Vampyr from his back, he believes that it is one of the other would-be poisonists sneaking up behind him, and quickly turns, swinging Ice in a wild arc, and proceeding to lop off the left hand of Typhoid, screaming a vicious battle cry the entire time: !retract Fyacin, !vote Typhoid.

[Fox 6]

It was a trap!

Wait is he allowed to chop off you hand? in a narrative like that

[Vampyr]

Typhoid screams like a girl, and Sir Vampyr quickly realizes Typhoid actually wants to help, so he spins again, his golden plate mail gleaming in the candle light of the hall way as the tip of his sword rakes across the stone floor, sparks blazing around it, and shouting all the while, "Sorry about your hand, !retract Typhoid, !vote Fyacin!"

The entire crowd of on lookers gasp as they realize Sir Vampyr accidentally beheaded Ulala's corpse as he was turning.

[Fyacin]

Vampyr. Poor mislead Vampyr. You accuse me without evidence and without honor, and, suprise, the pries votes with the oh so noble knight. If the one man among you familiar with darkness dies, how will you be protected from the darkness that yet lives? However, I will not accuse ye in turn, for I beleive you simply swing madly, driven by fear.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by Fyacin

Vampyr. Poor mislead Vampyr. You accuse me without evidence and without honor, and, suprise, the pries votes with the oh so noble knight. If the one man among you familiar with darkness dies, how will you be protected from the darkness that yet lives? However, I will not accuse ye in turn, for I beleive you simply swing madly, driven by fear.

I will support you if finish my story before the end of the round.

But yeah wild accusations in the first round is awesome.

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by Fyacin

Vampyr. Poor mislead Vampyr. You accuse me without evidence and without honor, and, suprise, the pries votes with the oh so noble knight. If the one man among you familiar with darkness dies, how will you be protected from the darkness that yet lives? However, I will not accuse ye in turn, for I beleive you simply swing madly, driven by fear.

I don't understand what you're saying, but I'm going to keep acting tough until I figure it out.

[Fox 6]

Hes calling you out! Challange him to a sword duel!

[Fyacin]

BaB, I am always happy to partake in the arts, but my proffesion leaves me too little time to pursue them for my liking. Since we are locked in this keep, however, I shall update myself on your saga.

My words hold no hidden meaning vampyr.

[Bond]

Originally Posted by Combine 017

What are your orders Captain Bond?

Vote as you see fit, my good sir!

[Teuthida]

I couldn't save her. A tragedy, yes. But what are we to do about that wedding cake?

[jeepnut]

Originally Posted by Teuthida

I couldn't save her. A tragedy, yes. But what are we to do about that wedding cake?

How do we know that it's not poisoned as well? Or are you trying to trick us into eating it?

[Dylflon]

Vampyr's narrations are not canon.