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Re: Shapeshifter vs. Goblin
Gotta go with the shape shifter on this one. I reckon I could take a pansy assed goblin but a shape shifter, fuck that, it could turn into so many things I have no defence against. A bazooka for example, or a giant net to ensnare me. Yes, a shapeshifter could smash a goblins face in, and so could I.
Death to the Goblin!
Here is an episode of one of my favourite t.v series Red Dwarf, just to iterate what a shape shifter can do. Worth a watch
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Here is an episode of one of my favourite t.v series Red Dwarf, just to iterate what a shape shifter can do. Worth a watch
Red Dwarf is awesome!
And as far as the battle goes:
A goblin is just a goblin, but a shapeshifter could be anything! It could even be a goblin! You know how badass those things are.
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