R.I.P. Billy May

[Professor S]

I liked Billy Mays because he never sold crap. All the products he pitched were good, and I still use Oxyclean and KaBoom to this day. It's rare for a saleman to be selective like that these days.

[Dylflon]

I'm really getting tired of this whole dying thing that celebrities insist on doing.

Last year it was adopting African babies, this year it's dropping dead.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I hate fads.

[KillerGremlin]

Apparently he was using hard drugs, like Cocaine, and it contributed to his death.

Billy Mays using cocaine? It certainly explains a lot.