Vanilla Pudding?
This is Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March
2,1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,their
efforts at disabling
the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who
expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables were
surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination
and inside found a bowl
of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system,
one robber
said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also
contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They
found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold. Instead, all
the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the
robbers made
a quiet exit - each leaving with nothing more than a quesy uncomfortably
full
stomach!
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING!
i got that in an e-mail
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